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It was sponge. A sponge of grate stature It was related to Margaret Thatcher. It never saw water, But it had a daughter. Its brain is filled with honey and bees Its I.Q is 163 I went out to buy it some shoes Along the way I met Dr Who We found a man with no head He was as useless as a loaf bread The bank was robed we did see We where put in prison but where set free I made it home with no shoe in sight The Dr and I got into a fight He palled out a gun and burned me to a crisp So I decided to kill him with a disc. The sponge and I hid the body. We made sure to tell nobody. That is my tale of my sponge O I

Why I don't want Pop-tarts to be my landlord I would fear pop-tarts being my landlord because they are scheming little things that are after all my money. They are working for the baker's worldwide and cannot be trusted by any means. My last landlord was a jam pop-tarts and was sadistic and beat me on a regular basis. What force me to move back in with my mum. They are very cranky in morning for they have not been baked properly. Some pop-tarts can be nice landlord but not many of them are. This is why I fear pop-tarts. Like i said this is what i honstly gave my teacher as homework!

I created this poem on the spot I used a large aray of diffrent dots The weather out side is cloudy and i am full of snot Someone is sitting to my right Blue and small it is kinda a fright Hang around her day and night Tired and sleepy The guy to my left is kinda creepy When he talks about b.t he gets kinda twitchy Sitting here using a computer Doing it for free is super I think i just saw a mini cooper The spelling might be wrong so tell me if you find any please thanks and let my no what you think...

My brain went for a walk It said to me no time to talk On that day it was raining When the brain was gone i started complaining I was all alone in terror and in fear I got a postcard from my brain saying wish you where here Without my brain i was all alone I made friends with a traffic cone My brain had left me for good and dead But now i have a traffic cone who i named Fred Dont ask i just hope you find it funny....